My friend Frank used to say that all we really needed to cope with life’s crises was aspirin and WD40. To that I’d have to add Vanish. Where would we be without the magical removal of coffee stains from armchairs, turmeric from T-shirts, blackberry juice from jeans?

Of late though, the stakes are ramping up. Everyday emergency solutions don’t seem to be enough. I text a friend during the latest bout of flooding and she replies with photos of the sewage that is pumping out of her washing-machine waste pipe into her house. ‘Thames Water told us they decided to flood us, rather than some other houses’, she says. ‘Some warning would have been good.’ In the snowdrop-filled nature reserve where last summer we watched bats and rabbits, the council is cutting down trees to make way for yet more tarmac. A group of older women has set up a daylight-hours vigil to try and stop them. The two major engineering projects within hearing distance of my house are about to be joined by a third. And that’s just in a half-mile radius from home.

We cancel an evening out to deal with a flooding threat in our street, spend Sunday writing an article about sewer surcharging for the Oxford Mail, attend a fraught meeting with the kitchen designer who has got every measurement in our kitchen wrong. ‘We need a break from this,’ Simon says.

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We nearly don’t go. In the early morning I am woken by the wind shaking the bedroom window in its frame, rain lashing the glass. It is bitterly cold. I’m so tired I feel sick. I’d rather stay at home and do nothing. But the rain eases, the sun almost appears, I put on the walking boots that are currently my lightest form of footwear and we make a dash for the car.

Milton Keynes is the opposite of Oxford in every way, apart from the weather. It appears to be devoid of people, there are huge car parks everywhere, it’s impossible to get lost in the geometric grid of roads. The MK Gallery is quiet, spacious, the staff smiley, the café not, thank goodness, Benugo. The exhibition is Saul Leiter. And it is a joy. The first picture I see is the back of young girl’s head. A twist of hair, a twist of ribbon, a twist of T-shirt strap. And I know this is not going to disappoint.

I had come across Leiter before, of course, but knew little about him. I was half expecting some sub-Bresson decisive-moment stuff, like so much celebrated photography of the mid-twentieth century. Leiter, it turns out, is his own man. He likes the mystery of everyday life, he rarely gets beyond his own New York neighbourhood. And what he sees is uncertain, multilayered. A puzzle of reflections. A figure glimpsed through a window or two, partly obscured by a lamp post. An incomprehensible shadow. In an early self-portrait he occupies a tiny corner of the image, only half his face showing – the rest is the mirror framing an almost empty room. He uses space with extraordinary bravery and skill, breaking every rule of composition. Often 80% of the image is empty or obscured. The pictures are jagged, witty, joyful.

We look and look, eat some lunch, go back and look some more. Then, reeling, we go out into the windswept street where everything now seems like a photograph. We wander through an underpass, into a bizarrely geometric park and stare at all we see – an abandoned scooter, a trimmed shrub, a shiny building – as if seeing the world for the first time.

Leiter, who sometimes had to pawn his cameras to pay the electricity bill, says of his life with his partner Soames: ‘We had moments where, in spite of all the problems, we had an inability to concentrate on misery properly, and a tendency to enjoy life. And I don’t think that’s such a bad thing.’

Saul Leiter: An Unfinished World is at MK Gallery until 2 June 2024. 

‘By Christ, he could bore for Purgatory.’ So goes the first line of the poem my colleague gave our manager on National Poetry Day, many years ago. It was not, she insisted, a personal comment. The poem is ‘Mrs Aesop’, a wife’s monologue on the deficiencies of her pompous husband, from Carol Ann Duffy’s collection The World’s Wife, in which she gives a voice, usually hilarious but also relentlessly dark, to women such as Frau Freud (sick of penises), Salome (waking hungover with a severed head in her bed), Mrs Midas (furious and grief stricken at what he has done), Mrs Darwin, Myra Hindley, Eurydice, Penelope….

Duffy is of course making a serious point. It’s hardly news that women have been kept in their place for centuries, by other women as well as by men. We all know that the Mendelssohn parents stopped Fanny composing while promoting Felix, that the Brontë sisters published under male names, that the contributions of Ada Lovelace, Rosalind Franklin, Lee Miller to mathematics, the discovery of DNA, the practice of photography were overlooked in one way or another, just as we have all sat in meetings where men took credit for our ideas. We know that much of what women wrote, composed, created over the centuries was unpreserved and is lost to us forever. I should not be surprised then that, when we do get to see their work, the wives so often turn out to be more interesting than the great men who overshadowed them.

On a recent visit to ‘Watts Artists’ Village’ in the Surrey Hills, the former home of Victorian artists George and Mary Watts, I found that, while G. F. Watts painted society beauties and mythical scenes, made huge statues and developed a misguided admiration for Cecil Rhodes, his wife Mary was quietly doing her own far more original thing. Mary Fraser-Tytler, who had studied art in Dresden and London before her marriage, not only made ceramics, painted, illustrated, wrote, worked for social reform and women’s suffrage, ran her house and supported her husband. She also set up a commercial pottery using clay from the Watts’ own estate, training and employing local people. She adored her husband, who shared her ideals. And he is the one who is in the history books and major galleries.

Mary Watts’ lasting legacy is the chapel she built for the village cemetery, a fantastical mix of art nouveau, Celtic revival and her own personal style. The exterior is decorated with intricately patterned and moulded terracotta tiles, the interior is an allegorical vision created using paintings and moulded reliefs. The mouldings were made by a long-winded multilayered process using chicken wire, hatting felt and gesso, which was then painted. Most of the local villagers contributed to the decoration, including the children, who made little reliefs of locally seen plants. The place is full of wonder — intimate, magical, breathtaking.

A quite different artist, from a slightly later period, and one who was not a wife at all (although famously a mistress of Rodin) is Gwen John. In her case the great man was her brother Augustus. He was a society painter in London, she had an almost penniless existence in France. But they knew, and painted, some of the same people.

The recent exhibition and accompanying biography of Gwen John by Alicia Foster sets out to make the point that Gwen was not the eccentric recluse she has been portrayed as, but an assured member of the art world in both Paris and London. But far more interesting to me is simply seeing her paintings, currently on show at the Holburne Museum in Bath. Most of the pictures are portraits, of herself and other women. Where her brother’s portraits are stylish, colourful, stylised, Gwen’s are quieter, more serious, but alive and honest. They seem to focus on the internal life of the women she portrays. They also appear to me remarkably ahead of their time in their simplicity. There is one nude self-portrait that looks like something painted in the 1970s – or even today – rather than 1909.

Gwen and Augustus both painted her friend Dorothy (Dorelia) who became Augustus’ life partner, although he was married to Ida Nettleship and had children by both women (he is rumoured to have fathered as many as 100 children). In his many portraits of Dorelia she is posed, dressed up, self conscious. She is never making eye contact. Gwen shows her as self-assured with a direct gaze, simply dressed, self-contained, thoughtful. There is an intimacy in Gwen’s portraits of her friend that is missing from Augustus’ portrayals of his lover. He shows how she looks. Gwen’s pictures of Dorelia show who she is, or who she was in her friendship with Gwen. Seeing Gwen John’s work has been a discovery for me, and possibly for others too. At the Holburne Museum the preoccupied woman behind the desk came alive when I said how refreshing and contemporary I found her paintings, as if we were members of a secret group who shared this excitement.

But possibly my favourite among the creative women I have learned about in the last couple of years is Tirzah Garwood. I can’t remember why I started reading her autobiography, which Garwood began writing in 1942, when she believed she might die of breast cancer and wanted to leave some memories for her children. It’s a long and detailed account of her life, written chronologically, with remarkable honesty and self criticism.

Garwood is best known for being the wife of Eric Ravilious, whose watercolour landscapes have become so popular in the last few decades. But Tirzah was an artist in her own right. She met Ravilious at Eastbourne School of Art, where he was teaching and she was a student. They married five years later, by which time Garwood had become an accomplished wood engraver. Her images, mostly of everyday scenes – a school friend playing the guitar, herself in a train carriage, women spring cleaning – are full of energy and humour. At one point she describes trying to work in the living room of her parents’ home in the midst of a family argument: ‘my wood block…at that state of gestation was as precious to me as a foetus in my womb, its birth that magic moment when I should lift the Japanese paper on which it would be printed.’

Despite this love for her work, Garwood gave up engraving when she married, and had to learn to cook. She did not even know how to make a pot of tea. The couple had no money and domestic life in the 1930s was physically hard. While bringing up her family Garwood made and sold exquisite marbled paper but did no painting, drawing or engraving. Ravilious was lost in the Atlantic in September 1942, at a time when Garwood was quite unwell, and it was only at the end of her short life, in her second marriage, that she returned to figurative work, creating a series of small, magical oil paintings.

Ravilious wasn’t interested in painting people, but Garwood had a fascination with human relations and her autobiography is a candid account of the complexity and banality of life as she experienced it. Nothing is black and white. When, after four years of happy marriage, her husband fell in love with someone else, she felt ‘rather strange, but not unduly disheartened’. They both went on to have other lovers, Ravilious moving in with another woman when Garwood was pregnant with their first child. Garwood had admirably little resentment, despite some awful behaviour from Eric. The situation is best summed up by a comment from their friend Christine Nash: ‘One wouldn’t mind any amount of girlfriends, if only they didn’t make one’s husband treat one like something the cat’s brought home.’

I first saw Garwood’s engravings at an exhibition of Ravilious’ paintings a few years ago, and I found them more engaging than his style, which is pleasant enough, but does not hold the same human mystery and energy, the same warmth and liveliness. There are some similarities in their work but Ravilious observes from a distance, Garwood is up close, immersed in whatever she is depicting, its detail, humour and surprises.

Mary Watts wrote in her diary: ‘Why women fail in art is answered to myself “because of the little things in life”.’ She meant, of course, the little domestic things, the duties that men did not have. But their attention to the little things – the detail, the relationships, the brown teapot, the tiny flower – is what I love in these women’s work. I’m not so sure they failed at all. They just did it their own way. And it is one that fills me with hope.

Just as I was about to post this I noticed that the first major exhibition of Tirzah Garwood’s work is scheduled at Dulwich Picture Gallery from 19 November. You read it here first.

What makes a seagull able to crap in mid flight with precision accuracy onto my bedroom window?

Why do cakes baked for home come out perfectly, while those for guests and special occasions look like a bad accident?

How do couples who share an email address moan to their friends about each other?

Pierre realises he’s left his backpack at Professor B’s house. He calls the professor from home and says he’ll come back to collect it in an hour. Beatrice drives him there. Pierre stands on the doorstep ringing the bell, shouting and knocking for 15 minutes. His phone is in his bag in the professor’s house. The side gate is locked. It is dark and around 0°C.

Beatrice waits in the car. She finds Professor B in the online phone book and calls him. ‘Pierre is knocking on your door’ she says. ‘Who?’ asks the professor.

After three days of scary river levels, sleepless nights and all our furniture upstairs, we get a photo-op visit from Rishi Sunak. He shakes my hand three times, one of them by accident. I can’t say any of the things I’ve ever wanted to say to him. But I do notice he looks a little like the baddy in Wonka, the one who gets a bit of sick in his mouth every time he hears the words ‘poor people’.

A woman in dry robe and salt-spiked hair comes towards me down the sea front. ‘How is it?’ I ask. ‘Good,’ she says. ‘Around 7. In February it gets down to 3 or 4 so this is…’ ‘Balmy?’ I suggest.

As we squelch through yellow leaves on the river towpath I ask a friend about her work. ‘I’m loving it,’ she says. ‘I’m not being paid, but I’m doing just what I was trained to do, and it’s helping people.’

In most jobs there seems to be a core of ‘real’ work, which is what we thought we were signing up for, what we’re good at and enjoy. For me that was editing, but it might be anything – teaching, graphic design, physiotherapy. This productive core of the job, the part that uses our expertise and creativity, is surrounded by a morass of essentially pointless activity. Mandatory ritualistic meetings that have no outcomes, spreadsheets of fictional data required by senior management, health and safety training, process reviews, plus, of course, thousands of emails.

One of the questions I’ve been asking myself all my life is, what will make me happy? Within the bounds of possibility, ability and finance, what do I want to do? And since I quit work the question is if anything harder. I could in theory spend almost all my time ‘having fun’. But what does that look like? It’s easy to think of all manner of things I don’t want to do, even those that many of my friends find pleasurable. I dislike being a tourist, I hate eating and drinking too much, I’m averse to socialising in groups of more than two people. What does make me happy is harder to pinpoint and often comes as a surprise.

On a trip to Sussex last month a spontaneous visit to Chichester theatre, in torrential rain, was unexpectedly wonderful, a morning walk by the sea was like an injection of life, standing on the beach at night during Storm Babet was intoxicating. None of these was surprising. But what I also loved was sitting over breakfast in the window of our rented flat, looking out over the park. Watching the children walking to school in the rain, the dog walkers gathering in huddles, their pets racing around in colourful little dog coats. Normal life.

I’ve never been normal. I don’t like shopping, I never photograph my food, I feel an enormous sense of relief when the person sitting next to me in a concert is wearing tartan trousers, dangly handmade earrings, two days’ stubble and a spiky androgynous haircut. Being not normal ceased to bother me very much when I went to university and found that no-one else there was either. But what I treasure in my life full of commitments and projects and friends – all things I’ve chosen to do – is a morning that has nothing in it, when I can sit at the kitchen table in the sunshine and write, or sew, or read, or preferably do all these while also baking a cake. That to me is sheer self-indulgence. 

As for work, in the past few weeks I’ve found myself, more or less by chance, helping put together a new website for a charity. One other person is working on it, she’s in charge and she is organised, collaborative and good at communication. There are, for me at least, no meetings, few emails and not a spreadsheet in sight. I can do what I do best – write, edit, delete all exclamation marks and scupper attempts at jokes. Like my friend, I am not being paid. But it’s such good fun.

‘Just to let everyone know that Jamie accidentally activated one of the new lifejackets this morning. We think the red toggle in the right hand side got caught in the grating when he was lying down wielding the boat hook. So do be careful.’

Two women pass me on the path that runs between the recreation ground and the streets that overlook it. The rec is flooded again today, an expanse of blue dotted with seagulls. One of the women says: ‘And when they came back to move in, the lake had gone’.

I decide not to follow the instructions on my cardigan to ‘Hand wash at 0°C’.